We asked you to Fill in the Lobster, and man is that lobster stuffed. There were a ton of entries, many of which were very clever, some of which made reference to other areas of the LRR universe, and some of which disturbed us a little. (It was the rose–so many unconsidered implications…)
In the end, one caption really made us chuckle, and so we’d like to award the victory in this operation to The Stolker. Here is his entry:
PAUL: What do you mean you can’t finish your mission?
LOBSTER: It’s because I’m in love!
PAUL: Then the communists have won…
We’re also offering Runners Up status to baggins_of_41, King Kool, and sk8sheep24.
sk8sheep24’s Runner Up Entry:
Paul: Ahhh! A talking lobster!
Lobster: Ahhh! A talking human!
Paul: Ahhh! Where?!?!
King Kool’s Runner Up Entry:
Paul: I hope my date isn’t allergic to seafood.
Lobster: So you’re Paul! What are you making?
Paul: Sssssssalads?
Here are some of the other entries that were sent in, including baggins_of_41’s Runner Up entry:
- The winning entry.
Edit: Thanks to Vigafre and King Kool for whipping up graphical versions of the winning and Runner Up entries which were just text-based! I’ve added those to the gallery.












