Our winner, Dave-O Boy, would keep himself company with some pretty awesome plush toys. Can you identify all three?

Congratulations, Dave!

Here are our Runners-Up, including Emperor Gum, Tom Brend, ThrashJazzAssassin, and King Kool.

A lot of things, apparently. Some common suggestions included soup or cereal bowls, lawn decorations, stew ingredients, ammunition for trebuchets or catapults, or stylish helmets.

A few people came up with truly unique suggestions and went beyond the requirements of the challenge. Our winner even went so far as to mutilate adorable stuffed animals!

Yaxley's winning entry!

Congratulations, Yaxley, you sick, sick man.

This is what Yaxley did with the remnants of the sheep he mutilated.

We also got some interesting suggestions from a couple of Runners Up.

Gordon Fearman suggests planting the sheep’s head in the ground (within 6 hours of removal!) in order to grow a sheep bush. Where did you think sheep came from?

Jackrabbit provided an elaborate plot by which you could use a sheep’s head to bluff your way through customs and smuggle things into New Zealand. Apparently if you wear a sheep’s head and say “Baaa” a lot, New Zealand customs won’t know what to do with you and will just let you through. (If anyone tries this, we want video proof!)

Mad Madam Mimm provided this illustration (along with a few others) to accompany her idea:

An idea from Mad Madam Mimm.

Finally, Gamefanatic offered some art, as well.

Some suggestions from Gamefanatic.

Thanks for the entries, everyone! Now it’s time to put them into practice!

Operation: Fill in the Lobster

In the end, one caption really made us chuckle, and so we’d like to award the victory in this operation to The Stolker. Here is his entry:

PAUL: What do you mean you can’t finish your mission?
LOBSTER: It’s because I’m in love!
PAUL: Then the communists have won…

We’re also offering Runners Up status to baggins_of_41, King Kool, and sk8sheep24.

sk8sheep24’s Runner Up Entry:

Paul: Ahhh! A talking lobster!
Lobster: Ahhh! A talking human!
Paul: Ahhh! Where?!?!

King Kool’s Runner Up Entry:

Paul: I hope my date isn’t allergic to seafood.
Lobster: So you’re Paul! What are you making?
Paul: Sssssssalads?

Here are some of the other entries that were sent in, including baggins_of_41’s Runner Up entry:

Edit: Thanks to Vigafre and King Kool for whipping up graphical versions of the winning and Runner Up entries which were just text-based! I’ve added those to the gallery.

There were a lot of great entries, and you can see them all below, but in the end the winner we chose was: Tensen01.

The Runners-Up were Vicious and Genghis Ares.

Congratulations guys, and thanks for the submissions!

Click “Read More” to see all of the submitted images.

The submitter’s name is the title of each image.

We received some great entries. Some people took a serious musical approach and virtually created entire new songs. Others mixed in quotes and clips from past LRR songs or videos. Still others wrote their own raps to go with the beats that Jer built. All of these approaches yeilded some interesting results. Thank you to everyone who participated!

In the end, we had to pick a single winner… Kind of. The winning entry was submitted by a partnership of three LRR fans who wrote and recorded their own themed rap. In England!

Congratulations to The Jester, Oli Boy, and sk8sheep24! You will all be receiving forum medals to commemorate your victory.

To listen to the remixes, click the links below. To save the files, right-click the link and choose “Save Target As.”

The Winner
LRRUK by The Jester, Oli Boy, and sk8sheep24

Runners Up
DAWF by Magic-Guy
Beatcycle H@x0r3d by ecocd

Other Entries
Bacterial Fermentation Mix by Zivlok
Runners Rap by Elaro_de_par_là_bas
Way to Run by Lawman
Cade’s Runner Rap Mix by Cade Antilles
Chocolate Run by Zivlok
Runners Rap by Master Gunner
Operation Beatcycle by Yaxley
Runners Rap by Emperor Gum
World Music Runners Remix by Ollie, don’tcha know!
Runners Remix by Rath Wolf
Runners Remix by iamafish
Runners Rap by CaptainBerry
LRReckoner by SilentBobCDN
LoadingReadyRemix by D-Darsh
LRRunners Remix by Genghis Ares

Update: We unfortunately missed the remix by Genghis Ares when posting all of the submissions. His entry has been added.