@John: We didn’t know when we were going to shoot the video, but if we’d had enough warning we maybe could’ve had more time to find a “real” test tube. I think this worked out fairly well, though.

Krispy Kreme doughnuts are the only chain that my family will cross 8 lanes of freeway traffic for. It’s because they have this massive red neon sign saying if they are making the glazed doughnuts hot and fresh and most of them do it two or three times a day. It’s insane.

Also, the Atkins Diet was total bullcrap. “Cut out the stuff that helps yoru brian function and fill your body with all the artery clogging cholesterol you want! You’ll lose weight!”

Yeah, as well as your memory, your motor cortex, and your life.