Operation: Fill in the Lobster Results

We asked you to Fill in the Lobster, and man is that lobster stuffed. There were a ton of entries, many of which were very clever, some of which made reference to other areas of the LRR universe, and some of which disturbed us a little. (It was the rose–so many unconsidered implications…)

Operation: Fill in the Lobster

Operation: Fill in the Lobster

In the end, one caption really made us chuckle, and so we’d like to award the victory in this operation to The Stolker. Here is his entry:

PAUL: What do you mean you can’t finish your mission?
LOBSTER: It’s because I’m in love!
PAUL: Then the communists have won…

We’re also offering Runners Up status to baggins_of_41, King Kool, and sk8sheep24.

sk8sheep24’s Runner Up Entry:

Paul: Ahhh! A talking lobster!
Lobster: Ahhh! A talking human!
Paul: Ahhh! Where?!?!

King Kool’s Runner Up Entry:

Paul: I hope my date isn’t allergic to seafood.
Lobster: So you’re Paul! What are you making?
Paul: Sssssssalads?

Here are some of the other entries that were sent in, including baggins_of_41’s Runner Up entry:

Edit: Thanks to Vigafre and King Kool for whipping up graphical versions of the winning and Runner Up entries which were just text-based! I’ve added those to the gallery.

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4 Responses to “Operation: Fill in the Lobster Results”

  1. Ak4186 says:

    Nice work everyone.

    I was really hoping my entry would win this one. Mostly because I wanted my naming the lobster “Claws McPhail” to stick and have the LRR crew refer to it as such.

    Basically, mine went like this:

    PAUL: I sense a disturbance in the phorce…

    LOBSTER (CLAWS McPHAIL): Alright, here’s the plan, see. You’re gonna built me my own Mr. Ballzmatron or Rosy here gets it!

    PAUL: Egads! My arch-nemesis: Claws McPhail! We meet again!

    Wow, I really hope that post didn’t sound too self-centered. If it did, well then I apologize.

  2. Sk8sheep24 says:

    Woop runner-up. Well hey, I’m a runner. It’s what I do =P
    Congrats to The Stolker, a very deserving winner. =D

  3. King Kool says:

    I could whip up a picture if you’d like. I was on the laptop while I wrote them all, so I didn’t have access to Photoshop at the time.

  4. Tim says:

    I’ve gotten photoshopped versions from Vigafre now, and I’ll add them in ASAP.

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