Operation: Corporade Lemondentity

A few weeks ago, LoadingReadyRun posted a serious commentary on the state of the global economy, titled “Economic Stimulus.” It was a mockumentary of sorts, a treatise on the nouveau pauvre, a post-modern…

Ok, really, it was just a silly sketch. But it was funny. If you don’t believe me, watch it:

After seeing the video, we decided it would be a really good idea to take the core concept of the video–the International Brotherhood of Lemonadespeople–and make it a reality. That’s right, we are going to shock and awe (and possibly ground and pound) the world with a global network of union-supported, orphan-fueled lemonade stands!*

There’s only one thing holding us back: we need a logo. The problem is that Graham and Kathleen are in Japan establishing inroads for our franchise, Paul is in the middle of a balacing-things-on-his-head marathon, Jer is away at a Ducks Unlimited rally, Matt is playing Final Fantasy 7 on his PS3, James is editing a new Iron Stomach Challenge, Morgan is off seeking spiritual enlightenment, Bill’s asleep, and Tim has no graphic-generating abilities whatsoever.

So we need you to help us out.  Make a crest, logo, badge, union sticker, insignia, coat of arms, or emblem that will aid us in establishing a corporate identity for the International Brotherhood of Lemonadespeople.

Send in your graphics by Sunday, July 12, 2009. The best crest, as judged by the Bosses, will win a medal.

We’re counting on you, Runners. Help us become TOO BIG TO FAIL!!

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15 Responses to “Operation: Corporade Lemondentity”

  1. Zivlok says:

    Firstly, I might try, but this is really not my area of expertise. Secondly, I really hope Paul is actually making some more stuff for thingsonmyhead – that would make me almost as happy as if the next challenge is about actually going out and starting an International Brotherhood of Lemonadespeople.

  2. tak197 says:

    Ducks Unlimited? REALLY?

    The fact that it exists alone is made of win.

  3. Suh, I say, suh! I accept your challenge!

  4. Grrr, I’ve already got mine done but my scanner isn’t working!

  5. Emperor Gum says:

    James is editing the next Iron Stomach Challenge? Huh. I have a good idea for a logo, I’ll get Loading Ready on it this evening.

  6. N3RV3 says:

    where do we send the logo?

  7. Steelfox says:

    Not a submission but while looking for lemon pics I found:

    http://www.goodwillnne.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/lemons-300×297.jpg

  8. Tensen01 says:

    Submitt-ed!!!

  9. RAIC says:

    I just submitted mine! ^_^

  10. GreigKM says:

    Submitted mine. Not really great with this stuff, can’t wait to be in the Runners!

  11. Corey Dutson says:

    Oh snap, finally a chance to use my education for good! I’ll be working on this tomorrow for sure.

  12. GreigKM says:

    Oh, the 13th is Monday.

  13. Corey Dutson says:

    Well instead of sleeping, i ended up making something and submitting it. Ah well, it was worth it!

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