Ways to Recognize a Vampire

When Twilight first came out (specifically after Matt had been forced to watch it four times, for the children), Jer wrote a script for an “X Ways to Y” video, comparing real, actual, good vampires with the glittery douchebags in Twilight.

We never got around to shooting it in good time, and if you’re going to reference current pop culture, it needs to be just that… current. So when Jer read out the script on that week’s LRRcast, forum member King Kool took it upon himself to do up this awesome version of it. Animated, no less!

Enjoy!

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14 Responses to “Ways to Recognize a Vampire”

  1. Jackrabbit says:

    This is extremely clever and funny. That said, you want to be careful as some twilight fans (the *bad* ones) are not above murder of people who make even the slightest bit of fun about Twilight. It’s kind of funny to encounter them actually. As long as they’re unarmed.

    Wow, the sites up! Yay!

  2. Jer says:

    This is naught short of amazing — makes me want to make available one or two other scripts we’ll never actually use …

  3. Cade Antilles says:

    Wow. That was pretty good. I’ve actually never seen Twilight, and have no plans to see it, but this was entertaining nonetheless.

  4. Aaron asks: Where’s the Sam Raimi?

    Ben

  5. Evil Jim says:

    This cracks me up every time I see it. You should talk to King Kool & see if he’ll let you put it on the Season DVD set. It’s a LRR script after all.

  6. Doctor Insanovic says:

    hehehe. This reminds me of something I heard from a friend about a crazy Twilight fangirl. Apparently during a science class in school this chick threw acid into some guy’s face because he was dissing Twilight. Sad but hilarious I thought.

  7. Richard Langley says:

    Brilliant.

    I do like a good mocking of popular things.

  8. Myc says:

    Greatness, you should make more scripts available for people like king cool to do the animation.

  9. King Kool says:

    *sweatdrop*

  10. Will there be a podcast feed for the Runners?

  11. Captain T says:

    We don’t have a Runners podcast planned at the moment, but I wouldn’t rule it out as an eventual possibility. The main question is what kind of content it would contain that couldn’t go in the regular LRRcast.

  12. King Kool says:

    Maybe the Runners podcast could be like the community profiles. That could be cool.

  13. Chiicho says:

    I want to post this video all over my friend’s forums, where everyone rabidly believes that Twilight is the ‘gr8st th1ng 3v3er, 6uy5!11!!” (and I’m sorry to say this is an exact quote).

    Personally, I dislike the Twilight vampires and think they have no right to be called vampires. I have nothing against the series, just the characters. The werewolves are also fake. Thanks you Jer and King Kool for making this video! I laughed very hard. xD

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